fdelopera:

muirin007:

artbecoming:

fantomexnoir:

The Phantom of the Opera

Alternate Titles include:

  •  Dammit, Erik
  •  Erik, No
  •  How Not To Treat Women
  •  How to Prove You’re a Dick in a Few Months Time
  •  Everybody Wants to Bed the Persian

– Singing Skeleton hates the Friend-zone

– Masked Crybaby lives in the basement

– Swedish soprano just wants to be left alone

– Creepy Fanboying

– Musical Abuse

-A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder

-Look At It! It’s Ugly, Isn’t It?! 

-Gothic Tropes: The Musical! 

-Restraining Orders Don’t Exist Yet

-Hopping Jolly High: Opium in the Court of Mazenderan 

-Fatal Attraction

-She’s Just Not That Into You

– “Alas, poor Erik! I knew him, Gaston Leroux” – a memoir by the Daroga of Mazenderan

– How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

– Murder Can Be Fun

– Ghost: The Musical

Dreadlocks are not cultural appropriation.

jennytrout:

note-a-bear:

dynastylnoire:

unsafespacing:

Ancient Greeks, Indians, Jews, Christians etc. all have histories that include dreads. Black people cannot claim ownership of this hair style. If a Caucasian person wears their hair in dreadlocks, it is not cultural appropriation any more than if an Indian does. And vice versa. 

This post is racist
Don’t appropriate black hair styles
It’s not hard not to be that person
Like the beauty industry revolves around whiteness and you still want what black people have. Stop it

OP doesn’t know how to read, tbqh

“Indian people have dreadlocks!” is such an enormous straw man, white people with dreadlocks should drag it into the desert and spend a week building a temporary RV utopia around it.

I Am Bad With Carols

tkingfisher:

You know, seen from a certain point of view, “Do You Hear What I Hear?” is a song about a really weird game of Telephone.

The Night Wind tells the Little Lamb about a star.

The
Little Lamb, understandably freaked out by the fact that the sky is
talking, runs to the Shepherd Boy going “The sky is talking! It’s got a
big voice!” (and, based on what I know of sheep, probably also “Will it
eat me?!” and “Can I eat it?”)

And then it goes off the rails.
The Shepherd Boy stomps off to tell the Mighty King (and how well
connected is this kid, anyhow? He just shows up at the palace, waves to
the guards, walks on in) that there’s a child shivering in the cold and
we should bring him silver and gold (We? Does this kid have silver and gold on hand, too? Which…might explain the ease of getting an audience, actually…)

At
no point does the Shepherd Boy mention that his source of information
is a possibly delusional sheep, which, okay, I might not bring that up
to begin with, either. But how does the Shepherd Boy know any of this?
The Lamb is still back in the field babbling about a voice in the sky
talking about stars. Where did the child come from? Did the Shepherd Boy
make a detour and find all this out? Why even bring the Lamb into it,
in that case? And why is the Mighty King going “Whoa! One of my peasants
just waltzed in to tell me about a disadvantaged child? THIS MEANS
PEACE AND LIGHT!”

Honestly, if you’re that easily impressed, you
have to figure that a new faith gets founded in the kingdom practically
daily. “Your Majesty, the washerwoman’s here and she says there’s a fish
in the stream with a–” “ALL HAIL DAGON!”

Look, I know it’s a
Christmas carol, I am just saying that the narrative does not follow
logically from the Night Wind talking about stars to the King informing
the populace that there’s a new religion in town. There are some gaps.

…yes, I am also really, really annoying to sit next to at movies.

Science is Amazing: An A.I. Designed to Play League of Legends Was Found Playing Cave Story Instead.

nightmargin:

thedrpepperking:

oddbagel:

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Researchers at MIT were surprised when they discovered that an A.I. which was designed to play League of Legends was instead found playing the popular indie game, Cave Story. The A.I., dubbed Playtron 2000, was created to test logic and learning in machines. “We wanted to create an A.I. that could learn and strategize over time based on its experiences.” spoke Dr. Richards, head researcher at MI, “We chose League of Legends as Playtron 2000′s testing grounds as we wanted to see how an A.I. that was designed to learn from its mistakes would go up against an expect human player.”

However, the researchers plans were cut short when they found on Tuesday morning that Playtron 2000 had uninstalled League of Legends and installed Cave Story in its wake. “At first we thought there may have been an error in Playtron 2000′s code,” spoke Dr. Richards, “but we discovered that Playtron 2000 had indeed gone through a complex trial and error process and had made its decision entirely logically.”

Similar experiments were ran earlier this year with two A.I.’s designed to play DOTA 2, which ended in the A.I.’s uninstalling DOTA 2 to play Bejeweled and Castle Crashers respectively. Research into why this happens is still ongoing.

Robot uninstalls shit game for a better one

of COURSE the robot would play a game about robots…….

trans-mom:

hollowedskin:

trans-mom:

tattoo artist: please stop moving

anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma – ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.

as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.

i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.

this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.

i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.

polywhatnow:

the-bucky-barnes:

deducecanoe:

the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

 #this fucking cosplayer is insane and needs to be stopped

just you try and stop me.

this fucking cosplayer needs to come to my house so I can feed them cookies.

on my way
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This has made my entire life

toomanyfeelings5:

kisshamlet:

macduf:

kisshamlet:

hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change

Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND] 

THE PLAY ENDS WITH THE FOUR CAPTAINS DUNKING HAMLET’S CORPSE INTO A COFFIN AT LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR

SLAMLET.