Victor Hugo Corresponds With Alexander Hamilton
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hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change
Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND]
THE PLAY ENDS WITH THE FOUR CAPTAINS DUNKING HAMLET’S CORPSE INTO A COFFIN AT LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR
SLAMLET.
“Alas, poor Yorick…” (Shatters the skull)
It is way too late at night for me to be awake because i am LOSING MY SHIT over this post
That moment when the Toronto edition of Metro thinks that the Elvish alphabet Tengwar, used to write Tolkien’s made-up language Quenya, is in fact used to write Scottish Gaelic …
i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die
#do u want to die in danish or english
*Hamlet sweats nervously*
people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms ( a good and righteous thing)this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100
So yesterday with a chain saw…
Dirty rowdy thing with a chain saw… Oops.
not without laughter with a chainsaw.
Hahahaha
Night pleasures with a chainsaw. Not weird at all
The Martian with a chainsaw
This is Where it Ends… with a Chainsaw yesss
Vassa in the Night…With a Chainsaw. That totally works. In more ways than we can explain, but you’ll find out in September!
Salt to the Sea … With a Chainsaw. What do you think, @reblogbookclub?
Down & Dirty with a Chainsaw
…ow?
The Everything Sign Language Book: American Sign Language Made Easy … With a Chainsaw.
Lies. That doesn’t sound easy at all.
Does manga count? Because Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon with a Chainsaw sounds pretty awesome.
Zombie Tag With a Chainsaw. Heh, as long as they’re not KA zombies, I’m set.
A Certain Magical Index with a chainsaw. Touma’s in trouble.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON WITH A CHAINSAW
Caillou Brushes His Teeth With A Chainsaw
I’m okay with this.
Persuasion with a Chainsaw.
…sounds effective.
Maybe next I’ll reread Pride and Prejudice and Chainsaws.
today’s burning question, brought to you by my Pandora station:
Have I just outgrown this song, or have I really always hated it and just convinced myself I didn’t because my friends/boyfriend at the time liked it, and am only just now achieving sufficient distance/self-awareness/mental clarity to allow myself to actually hate it?
This question has come up, like, six or seven times in the last two hours.
“the raven” only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog
once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—
while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,
as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—
“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—
only this and macklemore.”
Kimchi and Justice 