CAESAR: The thought, dear Antony that our countrymen
Hath misconstrued but three things through the year
Is an assessment most untrue for that
Cassius Georg, who hath a lean and hungry
look about him, and who hath misconstrued
everything, is immeasurably off
from our fellow countrymen and that it
was not meet that he be counted among them.
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i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water
i propose a new hashtag
#watergate
but didn’t that already happen?
no, you’re thinking of #gamergate
#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks
wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy
suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing
and got slapped in the hand for it?
don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967
What
You know how you’re reading a perfectly good story and suddenly there’s one tiny detail that the author gets wrong that won’t leave you alone and ruins the whole goddamn mood
That’s me rn trying to read some smutty p&p fic and the author just described Elizabeth’s (georgian era) wedding dress as having a ZIPPER
is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
I’m so done with this site
people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100 (via shellbeaste)
oze:
Elephants at Akshardham Temple
this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime
okay but if we’re comparing this to periods you need to listen to me
i have been on birth control for YEARS. it does not change much. there are three weeks’ worth of pink pills in neat little rows. there is one week of placeholder white pills. without fail, i get my period on the third or fourth day of the white pills.
let me tell you what happens every month: I FORGET THAT SHARK WEEK IS UPON ME.
why am i so hungry? i muse to myself. why am i craving steak? why, even when i deny myself heavy stuff like steak and dairy, is my stomach so upset? why does my whole body ache? why is it so hard to sleep? why am i so much more tired than i’d expect even given how poorly i’m sleeping? where did these zits come from?
OH WAIT, i exclaim, probably caught out in the wilderness all alone wearing all white over my favorite pricey underwear, with no tampons for miles. IT’S THAT THING THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME. EVERY MONTH. FOR THE LAST FIFTEEN YEARS.
what i am trying to communicate is i get where the op of this post is coming from but I AM THAT WEREWOLF
they have calendars with the lunar cycle mapped out there’s literally no excuse
Even with a handy little full moon widget on my phone, I lose track of it.
I mean, I’m not a werewolf. But it happens even with help like that.
It’s not even about “they forget it’s the full moon” in this analogy. It’s more like:
“Why do I feel like shit and why am I covered in hair?”
“Bro, it’s the full moon”
“Yeah, but like why do I wanna eat sheep and bite people?”
“FULL MOON”
“Yeah but… I mean…?”
“WERE. WOLF.”
“Yeah, nah… I think I’ve got bird flu.”And I am 100% behind this AU.
But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and I fucking read fanfics til four in the morning again
Whoever is blasting Phantom of the Opera down the hall will be drowned out from me blasting Les Misérables there can only be one dominant broadway production in this floor
This is what I imagine theatre majors living in dorms behave like.
The war has raged for days, arias, solos, and grand crescendos battling for supremacy. The desperate cries of the other tenants have fell on literal deaf ears. The repeats of the soundtracks have been endless, the blood of both sides have passed the boiling point until finally, finally…silence fell.
Then, in the poignant silence, a plaintive melody echoes from downstairs.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAK! LAHOMA!
Then the opera student breaks out the Heavy Opera, and it’s ALL OVER.
Kimchi and Justice 