Tag: orchestra jokes

last-snowfall:

nonstopdoodle:

elphiewonderful:

hartlesmage:

Whoever is blasting Phantom of the Opera down the hall will be drowned out from me blasting Les Misérables there can only be one dominant broadway production in this floor

This is what I imagine theatre majors living in dorms behave like.

The war has raged for days, arias, solos, and grand crescendos battling for supremacy. The desperate cries of the other tenants have fell on literal deaf ears. The repeats of the soundtracks have been endless, the blood of both sides have passed the boiling point until finally, finally…silence fell.

Then, in the poignant silence, a plaintive melody echoes from downstairs.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAK! LAHOMA!

Then the opera student breaks out the Heavy Opera, and it’s ALL OVER.

asha-fallenangel-risingdemon:

the-cuddly-punk:

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

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How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

OOOOOOOO

when you leave fine arts kids alone

drama kids: all the wigs and costumes have been tried on by everyone

art kids: they got the clay and paint. dicks are everywhere

band kids: they built a fort out of the chairs. one of the drum majors has declared themselves king. the percussionists are hiding under marimba covers and a kid has somehow gotten INTO the drums.

chorus kids: one guy plays pop tunes while half the girls surround the piano singing in terrible made-up harmonies. the rest of the class is on their fucking iphones.

computer tech kids: every single person is on coolmath4kids. even if they’re seniors.

Orchestra: kidnaps a band kid and uses them for a ritual sacrifice

Creative writing kids: there are poems all over the walls and the desks and four people have passed out from caffeine crash/lack of coffee and all of the books have been read and argued about five times plus at least 4000 words of fanfiction have been written.