Tag: puns for the girl

i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart
W-
What’s the middle one???

Gengis Khan was not accepted as a legitimate ruler in most countries he conquered. Such is the lot of many steppe dads even to this day.
china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..
leaves.

Fuck the idea that you can’t engage in sex acts with abstract concepts.
this is a pun but I was 100% ready to accept this post at face value
hey you guys are gonna hate me for this but can i say it anyway
gay furry bottoms are called subwoofers
You’re right I hate you
youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for
times new ramen
I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.





















