A Blood Mage goblin, or a “Hemogoblin”, if you will.
Tag: puns for the girl

I really hope they got her drift.
I guess that’s why they have so many plates.
I want to know whose fault this is.
sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
neutral
as in
without an ion
everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry
Biology and physics come together best in wordplay.
one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”
y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish
this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:
with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese
however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)
so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably
@copperbadge I feel like you would appreciate this both because of the linguistic confusion and the idea of ham flavored potato chips…
You know if we had this in English we could just call it
PERHAMPS
A medieval weaponry shop run by three people all dating each other
A polyarmory
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket
You could say you are…
Independant
I am ashamed at 20 seconds I took to understand the pun
REMOVE POLAND
I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
THIS IS THE BEST PUN EVER




