ollivander:

wadewilson-parker:

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

favour1te:

rneerkat:

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

thedovahcat:

panzerbjoern:

toocutetohandel:

If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

FUCKING GET THE HELL OUT

SPITS

mishasminions:

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED THAT IRON MAN IS NOW A WOMAN.

I MEAN, COME ON, (Fe)Male?

GET IT? GET IT?

OK I’LL SIT DOWN.

Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

redcompels:

dratsing:

tealbloodprince:

He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?

This is the best joke on this godforsaken website.

im furious

vikingofficial:

forever-scoutingforfood:

vikingofficial:

An anthology

We are all but an instrument in your destruction

can u not

schmergo:

With the success of a hip-hop musical about Hamilton, they should make more musicals progressing forward in American history but with musical genres moving back in time until we get a musical about Barack Obama with 18th-century music. Baroque Obama.

smallsugardaddy:

boneytheblue:

thegameboykid:

boneytheblue:

What’s it called when a furry says they’re sorry?

What?

An anthropology.

feathersmoons:

hannibal-and-dory:

coolthingoftheday:

The Caring Hand Sculpture, Switzerland.

It’s a palm tree

Go to your room.

thoodleoo:

y’know, when i think about it, i can’t really blame the trojans for taking the trojan horse into their city despite all the warnings they got

after all

Nobody was in it