NECTARINE RELUCTANT

me: i feel your pain
baker: ma’am please stop stroking the bread

yolandaash:

the-stonedsoldier:

the-stonedsoldier:

Black Panther bakes some Jewish bread for a party thrown by a Norse God

T’Challa’s hallah for the Valhalla gala

I didn’t spend 30 minutes googling words that rhymed with T’Challa for this to get 60 notes

@copperbadge

Holla.

qglas:

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

Do you ever just stare intensely at a joke and wish you had not cheated in crucial high school courses

lireavue:

archifist:

unemployed-librarian:

Behold! My office greenery: Rosenplants (Right) and Gildenfern (Left)

how dare you

Heads.

neferpitoo:

neferpitoo:

when a southern person betrays u: betray’all

i hate this post

markargent:

rosewednesday:

kawatooru:

kawatooru:

where do lesbian viking warriors go when they die in a mighty battle?

galpalla

I tried to scroll away. I really did.

what’s better than this, valkyries being palkyries

shenanigism:

shenanigism:

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

My cousin and her wife just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife and when I asked my cousin’s wife why. She grinned and said “they’re Catlery”

chloebeale:

oh my stars