Shakespeare walks into a gay bar

randomgeeknamedbrent:

[Exit, pursued by a bear]

You’ve heard of

peachbite:

skull-warband:

punk-rock-pixie:

arlisbloxer05:

a-fantasical-dream:

NOW GET READY FOR

…i don’t get it.

Nobody say anything.

HA

teehee

trickranger:

Pun game on point.

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

purrowler:

I’ve been buying my weapons from a T. rex. He’s a small arms dealer.

Aria Man Just Really Into Opera

patrickat:

dontcookbilly:

laughterkey:

fuck

shit shit shit shit shit

These are the kind of responses I pun for.

markruffalo:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ha! Just in time for Halloween?

copperbadge:

charlesoberonn:

A crossover between the tale of King Midas and the tale of King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold.

I think it would be blindly touching.