I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
“Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.”
THIS IS TOO REAL
IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN, BUT I’M FILLED WITH EXISTENTIAL ANGST,
Why is this so accurate??
“Look me in the eye… I didn’t feel like it.”
Ok, no subtlety.
“For the last time, your expectations are too high!”
Yeah. That works.
Oh dear, the ones for the Kids are so wrong though.
I’m sorry. Yolo. Yolo.
You know what? Your expectations are too high.
You know why, Bob? I’m too cool for this shit.
…not something i have EVER said, but hilarious.
Kimchi and Justice 