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feathersmoons:

love-care-and-respect:

babylonsabby:

terresdebrume:

otpprompts:

Imagine one of your OT3 being asexual and the other two accepting that fact without leaving them out of the relationship romantically.

Okay I’m sorry my brain is stupid but all I can picture is the two sexual partners getting some sexytime in the bed after a date and the asexual on pulling the pillow on their head and going “Some people are trying to sleEP YOU ANIMALS”

And the asexual person shows up the next night while the two sexual people are trying to sleep, banging two pans together like, “I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE’ O’ YA’LL! YA’LL GET NO SLEEP CAUSE O’ ME!”

Reblogging becAUSE THAT L AST COMMENT OMFG XD

I get the image of the asexual turning around and kicking their shins and going “THE SEX BED IS DOWNSTAIRS FOR A REASON OMG.”

squiddleprincess:

squiddleprincess:

squiddleprincess:

asexualmoments:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

Is it bad that almost all of us have probably actually thought about doing this?

The only thing stopping me is my best friend isn’t asexual… 😉

You could call it ’Friends With Tax Benefits’.

…I’ll see myself out.

Friends With Tax Benefits: Aromantic Comedy (I need to stop)

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Oops. (Do I get bonus points for using cake in the picture?)

jazzcatte:

feministroosterteeth:

top-hats-from-cereal-boxes:

ironicdavestrider:

sunsetfucker:

fabledfrowningfox:

The English language cannot support 100+ new pronouns added all at once, especially when many of those pronouns are exactly like words that already exist.

no one cares lol

OP is just upset that their pronouns are boring

I’m an engineering student and I can assure you that the English language can in fact support significantly more than 100 new pronouns at once, due to its tensile strength of “being a fucking concept and not a physical material”

the great language war ended when the 101st pronoun was added. with a great crack, language broke in half, sending all words into the abyss. civilisation as we knew it disintegrated, people could only communicate in grunts. if only we hadn’t added that last pronoun.

fun fact the tower of babel was constructed entirely out of pronouns

kamonra:

autisticvioletbaudelaire:

contemplatingcheese:

I just want a zombie apocalypse movie where the infection is sexually transmitted so in the end only a ragged band of asexuals are left to save the world

#as well as celibate ppl lol… or just virgins#but aight (–folkloriic)

a gang of children, a nun, and a handful of asexuals, accompanied by like… one really unpleasant dudebro or something. 

deleted scene: unpleasant dudebro refusing to die a virgin, attempts to have sex with a zombie. Even the zombie turns him down.