“My pronoun of choice is ‘they.’”
… But you’re one person.
Lmao at the person who doesn’t know that nb people are just a swarm of bees in disguise
RELEASE THE NONBEENARIES
Tag: redglasses are you on tumblr this is for you
@ my trans girls who are tight on cash, this blog keeps track of online sales on clothes and makeup and it updates all the time so if you ever need to get ahold of some inexpensive makeup or clothes fast, they’ve got your back
To celebrate the start of the Stratford Festival’s season (theme: Discovery: That Eureka Moment) next week, I will be posting three-panel summaries of each of the thirteen plays in their season.
Things that Pericles discovers: (a) he shouldn’t throw people overboard without making sure that they’re dead, (b) he shouldn’t leave his daughter with dubious babysitters and then never go back to pick her up.
Come on, Pericles. Get your act together.
my favorite thing is asexuals trying to explain sexual attraction to other asexuals bc it always ends up like
Ace 1: idk what it is. do u know what it is?
Ace 2: I mean I guess it’s kind of like when you really want pizza but? It’s? Someone’s? Body?
Ace 1: uhhhhhhmmmm
Ace 2: *vague hand motions*
you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.
pansexuals must submit proof that they’ve dated literally everyone in the world
#asexuals remain the biggest threat to pansexual registration (via georgerrmartins)
Kimchi and Justice 