eat right: more food from food dish, less lint from floor
get more exercise: jump for enriching dangle toy, not hide under bed till scary feathers go away
treat others with kindness: if awake before 7 am, no run at bed for flying leap to head of human even once, let alone over and over until human get up
stay positive: food coming soon. no need for scream
develop independent life skills: try eat food maybe once or twice without insist human sit on floor nearby for moral support. just try!
practice self-care: get on lap when human have full cup of coffee and about to watch the crown, not five minute before human leave for work
learn meteorology: if too cold for human to open window sixty second ago, it still too cold now. also cold outside bedroom window, bathroom window, living room window. all windows the same
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