For all those who’ve had a bit of enough from VD/Theodore Beale, and may not care to dig through his recent co-bloviating (w/ Milo Yiannopoulos) excretion..
Theophilus Pratt’s Hymenaeus house (proudly associated with “Sad Puppies Review Books” ) coincidentally released a book with 100% less ‘rhetoric’ in the title, and 50% more chapter ‘5’s.
y’all go on for days about slytherin/hufflepuff relationships but slytherin/ravenclaw?
slytherins and ravenclaws getting in long winded debates about stupid shit because no, jerry, it’s not more efficient to stuff all the chicken nuggets in your mouth at once.
they shit talk literally everyone. nothing brings people together like mutual hatred
lets be real both houses are practically information brokers in their own rights. if you dont think they’d have each other’s backs 24/7 youre wrong.
in continuation to the last bulletin, ravenclaws helping their snake friends on tests while slytherins warn their nerd friends about shitty people or rumours that are going around about them
insult-based friendships. “jerry you fucking idiot.” “shut up tom you love me.” “yeah but that’s not the point.”
stern ravenclaws that keep their snakes at bay and remind them that revenge is a futile human coping mechanism that has no real emotional benefits and often results in stronger negative emotions than the situation that required revenge
slytherins that help their raven friends not be complete pushovers or give into bullying, and give them what they need to stand up for themselves even on a small scale.
as a person who has hung out with irish people let me tell you this is 100% accurate. Also awesome.
Me: *explaining to my lil bro what having a period feels like because he was curious*
Dad: Hey shut up literally no one wants to hear about that ew
Dad: Besides women are exaggerating the so called pain they go through anyway
Me:
Bro:
Bro: No wonder mom left you.
Me: OH MY GOD oH MY gOd OOOOOOOOOOOH
Kimchi and Justice 