listen you don’t need to masculinize the word “barista” its a gender-unspecified term for a person who makes your drinks at a cafe and youre a pompous little twit. barister my ass
Isn’t a barrister some kind of role in the justice system of England
Ya its obvs a law café
latin: i’m such a nice language! everything makes sense and is mostly regular, come learn me!
greek: learn your third declension vowel-stems or you’ll never see your beloved ablative case again
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
Kimchi and Justice 