If you or a loved one suffer from meninism, talk to your doctor about Not Being An Asshole™. Side effects may include self-realisation, acknowledgement of women as human beings, and common sense.
Beware of I’m Really a Nice Guy™, though, it’s a placebo and will not solve anything and may in fact make your meninism even worse.
*Knocks on door* Do you have some free time to talk about our lord and savior Jean-luc Picard?
*lifts up one mug of earl gray and another of coffee* Only if you also wish to talk of our lady and savior Kathryn Janeway.
*crawls through your kitchen window with baseball gear* HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS OF THE EMISSARY OF THE PROPHETS, BENJAMIN SISKO
*falls out of the overhead storage bin* Have… *is followed by an avalanche of tribbles* mgmph *surfaces briefly* youheardofthe *is buried under another avalanche of tiny furry bodies* grand legacy of *where the fuck are these tribbles coming from* *crawls out from the bottom of the pile* the All-Father, James T. Kirk— *oh god no more tribbles SO MANY TRIBBLES* *is lost to the furry, purring mass*
*carefully docks the ship and then blows his way through the docking port* hi, i’m captain jonathan archer from planet earth. you never heard of humans before, but you will remember us now.
*unnecessary lens flare* why hello darlings you will be surprised and possibly disturbed to learn that there are many universes and i, James Tiberius Kirk, am just as sexy and impulsive in each and every one of them *unnecessary female partial nudity*
Me: Sis, I need medical advice.
My Sister MD: … for fanfiction?
Me: Yup!
My Sister MD: *sighs*
Me: So, listen – I need a body part that, when shot, will bleed lots, and the guy may even pass out from it, but other than the blood loss he’ll be alright.
My Sister MD: I take it the penis is out of the questions?
Me: … the penis is still necessary for important plot reasons later in the story.
drama kids: all the wigs and costumes have been tried on by everyone
art kids: they got the clay and paint. dicks are everywhere
band kids: they built a fort out of the chairs. one of the drum majors has declared themselves king. the percussionists are hiding under marimba covers and a kid has somehow gotten INTO the drums.
chorus kids: one guy plays pop tunes while half the girls surround the piano singing in terrible made-up harmonies. the rest of the class is on their fucking iphones.
computer tech kids: every single person is on coolmath4kids. even if they’re seniors.
Orchestra: kidnaps a band kid and uses them for a ritual sacrifice
Creative writing kids: there are poems all over the walls and the desks and four people have passed out from caffeine crash/lack of coffee and all of the books have been read and argued about five times plus at least 4000 words of fanfiction have been written.
Kimchi and Justice 