my kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas
Luckily for Mr Darcy this also turned out to be his kink.
Tag: snrk
People who know math: Â Are questions like this as logically unsound as I think they are?
1, 2, 4, 8, 16, __ Â What comes next in this sequence?*
I always feel like I could construct a set of rules where â1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 875âł is a correct answer, and the preference to take the simple route and complete the sequence with â32âł is more of a cognitive bias than an actually mathematically preferred answer.
Am I way off here?
(Donât even get me started on âwhich one doesnât belong?â questions.)
What if you looked at it like, âwhat does the shortest computer program that outputs these numbers output next?â
That actually helps a lot!
âŠeven if the shithead part of my brain wants to respond with:
print(â1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 875â);
I love this question because I wondered about it myself when I was little!
Someone already namedropped Kolmogorov complexity, so I donât have too much to add. đŠ But it case it wasnât clear, the Wikipedia article has a lot of detail:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolmogorov_complexity
Okay, I guess the Wikipedia article isnât particularly easy to understand if you donât already know a ton of computer science. One of these might be better:
https://jeremykun.com/2012/04/21/kolmogorov-complexity-a-primer/
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?KolmogorovComplexity
So the idea is that, yes, print(â1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 875â); works for any string, but if something has low Kolmogorov complexity, thereâs an even shorter algorithm than just printing it outright.
For instance, [2^n for n = 0âŠ6] is shorter than [1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 875].
Obviously, this depends on what programming language you choose, but there exists an optimal description language (for which I think any Turing machine qualifies) for which any computable algorithm in any description language can be represented with constant overhead, so, like, your choice of language doesnât matter that much in the long run.
Okay, now I think this is the really correct answer. Â Children, please complete the string with minimum Kolmogorov complexity!
REMOVE POLAND
I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
THIS IS THE BEST PUN EVER
Kirk: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
Bones: I don’t wanna see it
the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit
âSam Vimes, probably
What’s the difference between a conductor and God?
God doesnât think heâs a conductor
bruce anonymously commenting on various batman forums (especially on reddit) and pissing everyone off with his âinaneâ theories
bruce:Â âbatman probably secretly calls all his shit the batwhatever. you know, the batmobile, the batcave, shit like that. he probably does it bc it makes him feel cool.â
someone:Â âthat is the stupidest fucking headcanon i have ever heard.â
someone else:Â âi kind of dig it, though.â
bruce: âno, no, guys WHAT IF â hear me out â the reason batman doesnât use guns is because a gun KILLED HIS PARENTSâ
someone: âno, no, but WHAT IF â hear me out â you shut the fuck upâ
bruce:Â âi bet batman doesnât even like bats. i think he secretly fears them.â
someone:Â âseriously why havenât we blocked this guyâ
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough
Iâm gonna show this to my production manager and watch her head explode
I DONâT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED THAT IRON MAN IS NOW A WOMAN.
I MEAN, COME ON, (Fe)Male?
GET IT? GET IT?
OK IâLL SIT DOWN.

