snrk – Page 6 – Kimchi and Justice

Macbeth witches: WHEN SHALL WE THREE MEET AGAIN? IN THUNDER, LIGHTNING, OR IN RAIN?
Me in the wings: (under my breath, just for myself) what did you go and shout that for? You’ve made me drop my toast in the fire.

ruffnutthorston:

empresspinto:

letstalkabouttrek:

‘ted cruz is the zodiac killer’ is such a wild ride, like what will we come up with next? ‘hillary clinton is the author of my immortal’?

LET’S GO WITH THAT.

#bernie sanders is the xkit guy

schmergo:

If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain

– Angua, probably

( @incorrectdiscworldquotes )

zhinxy:

kawaiite-mage:

helioscentrifuge:

mudkiphat:

marxisforbros:

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.
“Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds.

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

reblog for johnny five dicks

catsnuggler:

useless-swedenfacts:

tsukino-png:

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

rtah-trash:

ohhawkeye:

I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage

froggybangbang:

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Quartz var. Amethyst (Cactus Quartz) from Boekenhouthoek area, Mpumalanga Province, South Africa

*looks at it*
*looks at it some more*
*looks around the room*
Is it… It’s it just me then?

not even a little bit.

pearlitariat:

remember when ppl were theorizing about garnet being a fusion before jailbreak and came up with all these bizarre grimdark explanations as to why shed stay fused (like she was forcibly fused, they were both dying or something and needed to be fused to stay alive, etc.) and the real reason was just. Theyre Lesbians

zacksfairest:

silverdrarry:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

reblog with your middle name in the tags

not this time light yagami i know how you play

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHARK REPELLENT BAT-SPRAY