teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing
a weird thing about living with an elementary school teacher is that when you tidy you will always find caches of weird little stuff confiscated from small children
i just cleared off a surface and found three pokemon cards, three colorful erasers, and one proselytizing kid’s list of “bad” classmates who have not accepted jehovah as the one true god
“What is this and what is it doing in my pocket” is a game elementary school teachers play EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES. when we’re lucky, we remember to play it at school. Otherwise, you wind up playing “what is this and how did it get in my house” a couple times a month.
Our director for Macbeth had given us a list of tasks to do, one of which is come up with an alternate title for the play based on it’s themes. So I have decide on “Cool Motive, Still Murder: The Scottish Play”
hamilton: rises exponentially from poverty to become a hero and a scholar, has a loving family and a glowing career
hamilton: says the word macbeth once
hamilton: has affair, gets blackmailed, marriage falls apart, career falters, accidentally causes son’s death, incurrs wrath of former friend, gets shot, dies
Kimchi and Justice 