hjertetoghjernen:

this is how we do it

@echolalaphile Is this the video you were talking about? Looks about right.

Yep, that’s the one. 😀

(Source: http://knopperbrister.tumblr.com/)

itsreallystupid:

ai-firestarter:

yulinkuang:

coffeeandpaper:

is-sni-ovg:

i have been writing for too long

I’ve been up for too long I didn’t realize what was wrong with this.

AU where Romeo and Juliet are a bickering writing duo and William Shakespeare is their debut play they’re trying to put on after college. Forsooth, hijinks ensue.

Hamlet is their emo friend who keeps complaining about his stepdad. Othello is their friend who got married too young and had their friend group’s first ugly divorce over supposed infidelity. Macbeth is their politician friend whose ambitious girlfriend pushed him to cheat at a student union election, despite the fact that nobody actually noticed or cared. William Shakespeare is a parody of writers who use their friends as material for amped-up melodramas, and they colloquially refer to their play as Mmm Whatcha Say because their protagonist is obsessed with killing off all his characters.

YAAAAAAASSSSS

Someone write this plz. (Not me I have too much to do.)

headcanon

fuckyeahilike:

hmpreusse:

The most compelling headcanon I’ve ever seen

mousethemovie:

joshfoley:

people who go really hard over like hating villains and hating their fanbases and being so disappointed in anyone who so much as shows the slightest appreciation for anything even slightly morally impure are like the obnoxious vegans of fandom

#i only consume free range heroic narratives w no grimdark additives in sight

darlinghogwarts:

Can you imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to get into the Ravenclaw common room, but miserably failing at answering every riddle

“Where do Vanished objects go?”

“Y-Your ass"

[drunken laughter]

Macduff: hey maybe you and your wife should stop killing people
Macbeth: why must you kinkshame me in my own house

thefederalistfreestyle:

EVERYBODY RISE (UP)

the-fourteenth-dwarf:

DS9 by someone who has never seen it.

feathersmoons:

marauders4evr:

therewerenorelevanturlsavailable:

wickedbitchofthewestcoast:

mira-of-sassgard:

iamthepureblindraven:

malfoycat:

stephenhawqueen:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.

Okay, now I can reblog it!

For all the flaws of Albus Dumbledore, though, he’d find the whole thing fucking hysterical.

also he welcomes all other plans you have ramsay he would rejoice if you gave him some other way to do this please tell him YOUR plan to destroy the immortal dark lord who has left a fragment of his soul in this boy from which he can regenerate and once again create himself and which cannot be removed other than death in your own time professor ramsay he is agog and aflutter (feathersmoons)

kryptaria:

castalianspring:

dee-lirious:

#batroc is just so excited about getting his ass kicked by Steve Rogers #I mean #the squeeing is on par with Deadpool getting beat up by Thor #you can just see the bit where the internal screaming starts #like ‘oh zee helmet; eet comes off’ #’perhaps zere vill be zee makeouts after all’ #’hon hon hon’ #’chere madame la diary aujourd’hui je made-out avec Capitan Rogers’ #’aka Capitaine Biceps’ #’c’est magnifique’ #’c’est le jour meilleur de ma vie’ (via stuckinabucket)

These are the best tags in existence.

I wonder how many villains became villains solely for the possibility that their ~favorite heroes ever~ would be the ones to finally take them down…

I mean, tell me you wouldn’t knock over a bank or take a few hostages on the off chance that Captain America would be the one to wrestle you to the ground and handcuff you.