professorfangirl:

shakespeareismyjam:

xjehan:

melindasordinos:

Kristen Stewart | Chanel ()

#i want everything i ever write to contain this scene#is she walking away from an exploding school veronica-in-heathers style?#is she approaching the massed ranks of her space army to assess them for battle-readiness#is she walk-of-shame-but-not-reallying across the gilt front hall of the mansion of the debutante she seduced the night before#while ignoring the furious shouts of the debutante’s father from atop the grand staircase#is she a pirate who has just led a successful mutiny and is treading the boards of the top deck of what is now her ship#I DON’T KNOW#THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS#AND ALL OF THEM AROUSE ME (x)

#hamlet act 1 scene 2 #a little more than kin and less than kind #SEEMS MADAM NAY IT IS I KNOW NOT SEEMS #TIS NOT ALONE MY INKY CLOAK GOOD MOTHER NOR CUSTOMARY SUITS OF SOLID BLACK #BUT THESE THE TRAPPINGS OF THE SUITS OF WOE #I  m e a n. (fuckitfireeverything)

^^^^^^^ yesssss ^^^^^^^

The one good thing about being a spoonie…

chronicillnessmemes:

mylittlezombitch:

corduroy-jackalope:

We appreciate the tiniest things. Making a cup of coffee is a cause for a tiny celebration. We’re ecstatic when something isn’t hurting. Just having energy to do something makes us happy. Just every little good thing is noticed when you’re a spoonie. That and the flavor of humor we develop.

‘tiny celebration’ makes me imagine someone making a coffee or something and pulling out a tiny flag and waiving it with a little smile on their face. I need a tiny flag for my tiny celebrations ^.^

Now I want this.

ibdsgotnothinonme:

kaicadenza:

mycharliequinn:

going to the doctor when you’re chronically ill is weird. 

It’s like imagine everything in your house is on fire, and you’re standing there and the fire department come in like, describe the fire to me and maybe we can find what caused it and put it out. 

and you can’t just say everything so you’re like… well the fire in the curtain is the biggest
but the fire in the photo albums might be doing the most damage
also the fire in the couch is really inconvenient 

occasionally the fire guy is like, well your tv is on fire so it might be electronic-fireitus but that would cause other things like fire in the dvd player 

and you’re like, oh yes. that’s been on fire for years. I forgot to mention it because it’s always been a relatively small fire. It’s right next to the bookshelf which has much more fire. 

and then the fire guy is like, oh. I wouldn’t worry about that. book shelf fire just happens sometimes.

Pretty much how it works.

AH IMLOVE THIS