Tolkien started rewriting the Hobbit in the style of LotR, but what I really want is the Silmarillion in the style of the Hobbit.
In a hole in the fabric of the universe there lived a god.
Now, this was not one of those minor gods of bedtime stories or petty wars for heaven; this was the One God, all-loving and all-knowing, who created the world – only he hadn’t created the world just yet, which is why he was sitting in a hole in the fabric of the universe.
Things that the more irrepressible (probably Sindarin) elves of Rivendell have dared each other into asking Bilbo to do, #3785.
Elrond had to contain his horrified face.
Gandalf, on the other hand, went out on the balcony, shut the door, and had the best laugh he’s had this Age. He promptly copied it to take home and share with Lorien, Tulkas, Estë and Varda, because they’d all get a kick out of it.
(Manwë would pretend he didn’t and pretend to be Disappointed as Varda’s whoops of laughter accidentally create three more constellations, but she’s always felt he takes himself too seriously anyway.) (Also inside he’s a goey marshmallow.)
You…you just Care Bear Stared the lich for 7 damage!
Our Half-Orc Brawler in awe of our Gnome Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)
These gorgeous *Note to self – temporary tattoo sets are here to help you along on your self-care journey, to serve as little reminders and/ or to help you through when things are dark and scary.
Notes included are: Breathe – You are loved – Be kind to yourself – PMA – It will pass – I will feel better – I forgive myself – Be safe – I’m not alone – Hold on – I can do this – No feeling is final – Take care of yourself – Reach out
Marston had some… creative ideas for dom/sub roleplay. I wonder how much of this was his own idea, and how much were the contributions of his wife Sadie and their partner Olive?
(yes, Wonder Woman was created by a polyamorous feminist with significant contributions from his partners)
A polyamorous feminist with significant contributions by his hella queer partners 😀
Imagine how much more awesome the Wonder Woman comics would be if she was the amazing kinky canon queer lady from the island of glorious lesbian BDSM she was imagined as right now
Instead of being Superman’s magical girlfriend from an island of boring as fuck violent vaguely evil straight women who fuck sailors or some shit that she is right now…
Honestly I wish that DC NEVER had the rights to this character…she was too good a concept and these spinless boring as fuck douchebags don’t deserve her
Kimchi and Justice 