Kylo Ren’s hairdryer, probably

teenwitched:

can you imagine if tumblr was around when the original star wars came out and in the two year gap between movies there were heated arguments between luke/leia shippers and han/leia shippers and all kind of vague posts and fandom wank and thousands of luke/leia fics on ao3 and people devotedly making gifsets of luke/leia with florence + the machine lyrics only for it be revealed that they were SIBLINGS like can you imagine the fallout

memeufacturing:

give a man a fish and he’ll [INVENTORY: <Fish> +1], but teach a man to fish and he’ll [SKILLS: <Level Up> <Fishing> +5 ability]

tastefullyoffensive:

(via ZekZebZab)

if you don’t ship jar jar/kylo ren get the fuck outta my face

you know what i want in episode VIII?

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

calliope-calliope:

a goddamn calrissian. who, like their father before them just shows up and is crazy awesome. like, imagine landos fly ass daughter who rocks up with a blaster and has a million and one embarrassing stories about kylo ren that she uses to taunt him in a fight. who flirts with rey and finn and is frenemies with poe and is just the best.

*shoots blaster* hey benben! remember the time our parents took us to endor and that ewok claimed you as his bride? cause i do!

I didn’t know I wanted this but

Release the Quacken!

Player, on a spell producing infinite ducks. (via outofcontextdnd)

starwarsrockstars:

st0rmpil0t:

kylobentrash:

from what we’ve seen of Rey, she hardly whines at all. There is no way in hell she could be related to a Skywalker.

KENOBI IT IS

This is the most convincing argument I’ve seen yet

doodbog:

How that scene would have actually played out.

sashayed:

Okay just ONE more thing and then I’ll stop talking about #bobafettisalesbian2k16, which has certainly ceased to hold any interest for everyone except me.

I don’t, in general, like fighting on the internet. That’s not my idea of fun. And I think it’s kind of a bummer to start – and especially to exacerbate – a pointless argument about something you don’t care about with people who really do care about the thing. I don’t, frankly, care about Star Wars canon. It’s fine if you do, I just don’t! At all! I said “Boba Fett is a lesbian” for three reasons.

I did not recall seeing Boba Fett’s face ever, because

those first three movies are a damn mess imso [in my stupid opinion] and I’ve literally erased everything about them from my mind cave (by drinking), and

this just looks real gay to me, sorry about it.

BUT: some people DID care! And they got really mad! At me! ME, a delight!

I mean, a tip of the hat for “assmangler.” (And no, I didn’t. I’ve never seen “Star Wars,” obviously.) But here’s my thing. WHY DO YOU CARE? Why can’t Boba Fett be a fucking lesbian? Why is this the hill you want to die on?

First of all, I’m at least 70 years older than whoever this is and saw the first Star Wars in 1936, so get off my dick Junior. Second of all, WHY? WHY DOES SOMEONE SAYING “MAYBE THIS MASKED CHARACTER IS A LESBIAN” ON THEIR OWN DANG INTERNET WEBLOG NEED TO BE STOPPED? WHO CARES? I spend literally every day making grand statements about shit I’m not sufficiently informed about – sometimes issues that actually affect the lives of real people – and yet THIS is the maddest the internet has ever been at my dumb ass! That’s insane!

HAHA, WHAT? Anyway, so now it’s no longer me, a person who did not care, riling up some nerds who did care. NOW I DO CARE. Boba Fett is a Lesbian, 2k16. As Boba Fett (a lesbian) herself once said: “He’s no good to me dead [or alive, because he is a man, and I am a radical trans lesbian separatist with no use for men].” Get off my lawn about it, ya damn animals.