ktcadabra:

I love this game.

“Somehow it never occurred to my princess, whom I’d lovingly crafted into a tense, paranoid warlord, that she shouldn’t empty a box of mysterious mailcandy into her mouth. You would think studying poison and espionage would have saved me from this espionage poison, but instead, a list of other skills, skills I never studied, princess skills, were key to avoiding this fate. I guess that’s the lesson: you can’t build a successful Arya without adding a little Sansa.”

PCGamer

“Oooh, I unlocked a new outfit.”

superwhopotlockpsychotard:

leeshajoy:

mschaos:

joebagofdoughnuts:

Magnetic Cushions Let You Easily Build a Structurally Sound Pillow Fort

The Future is Now!

I think many people I know need to own these

I need to invent a time machine and send this back to my seven-year-old self.

These need magentic sheets to go along with them.

when u and the boys are the first non-avialian dinosaurs to have feathers with confirmed color patterns

roachpatrol:

demcats:

STRIPEY TAILS STRIPEY TAILS STRIPEY TAIIILLLLLSSS

mathprofessorquotes:

”I wanted to show you all a Halloween joke and I can’t stop laughing at this one.” – Probability professor

starsfallinreverie:

captainjamestklrk:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK

SOMEONE HELP.

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE

I PROMISE.

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI

DON’T.

GO.

CAGE.

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

skygosh:

bisexualdavidjacobs:

skygosh:

dwagunfwoo:

skygosh:

who wants to learn about turtle evolution

ME ALWAYS

they shell made of they ribs

ribbles expanded over many million of years

this is eunotosaurus he is like turtle great great gr8 gr8 gr8 grandpa

him ribs big. then l8er u got later on there this dude who got big ribs 2

him name pappochelys we just found him

then those red things (they called gastralia) got real big n it make a plastron n u got the odontochelys

they got hard bellies n big ribs but shell doesn’t come for millions of years but then u got shell n u got proganochelys

he live with dinos he so lucky

shell happens to baby turtle because carapacial ridge goes over their shoulders instead of under wow

here is diagram of human and tortle skeleton after tortle has enslaved human and make him walk like dog for amusement

turtles might be cousins to either lepidosaurs (sneks, lizrds n tuatara) or archosaurs (crocs n birbs) but probably archosaurs turtles are probably related to birbs which is cool

good jobs turtles ur so weird nice

@fynneyseas

#beautiful post #fav #i dont care if it might bemisinfo

i have a literal degree in zoology and my final capstone thesis was on turtle evolution and phylogeny so this isn’t misinfo buddy buster brown @vulpiximisa fear not

lord-kitschener:

ipecacandcivetoil:

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

clearly we must kinkshame ostritches

submariet:

notpulpcovers:

Zorita became well known for her unique and naughty acts, including a kinky take on a vaudeville staple – the Half and Half. Taking gender bending to new levels, she dressed one half of her body as a male groom, and the other as a female bride. Always keeping one profile to the audience, the groom and bride gradually removed each others clothing, leading to a climactic “wedding night” romp.

Although Zorita dated men, and admitted she only spent time with the ones she could use, she was a lesbian and never married. Her unrequited love was fellow performer Sherry Britton, who she pursued relentlessly to no avail

http://bit.ly/1gypITp

i’ll be damned if that isn’t the most amazing and original striptease i’ve ever heard of. my mind is fucking blown.

Mnemonic sentences french kids learn in middle school

language4life:

languageaddict:

For french coordinating conjunctions :

“Mais où est donc Ornicar ?”

(mais – ou – et – donc – or – ni – car)

For french prepositions :

“Adam Surchez part pour Anvers avec 200 sous.”

(à – dans – sur – chez – par – pour – en – vers – avec – de – sans – sous)

*mindbLOWN*

into-the-weeds:

sad-jew-with-cake:

these are some mini chocolate cream tarts with a shortbread crust, some with coffee whipped cream and some with peppermint whipped cream.

This is what heaven looks like???