let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
Not a rock THE ARKENSTONE
Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils
new game: list characters in your fandoms who you think could resist the One Ring.
All I can think of right now is Nanny Ogg (Discworld) and Jean-Luc Picard (TNG). It’s funny how we gravitate much more towards characters who would grab at it with both hands.
wow…this is hard. Luna Lovegood?
I think Luna is a perfect example!
This is harder than it looks… Vir Cotto from Babylon 5 maybe?
Oooh definitely Vir. Stacker Pentecost, I think.
darryl mcallister, absolutely
Could you make a case for Keladry of Mindelan?
In Shakespeare’s entire corpus, Henry VI is likely the only one who’d stand a chance.
Can I make a case for Sam Vimes? I’m sure immensely powerful rings that control other people/rings have to be against some law or other…
Vimes sure, but what about NOBBY?
…Francesca Vecchio. I mean, to her it’d just be jewelry.
Are you saying that Francesca Vecchio is the TOM BOMBADIL of Due South????
She totally is.
Anyway, I’m going to say Jar-Jar Binks, Molly Hooper, and Paityr Wylsynn.
Melissa McCall.
Arthur Shappey.
Laura Roslin. She’s like Galadriel, yo.
Donna Noble
Viago and Stu (and now I need to see Viago talking about how Vladislav has found this ring, and it’s really causing a lot of problems around the house, and Stu nodding and agreeing).
Father Dougal, Father Jack and Mrs Doyle.
Maurice Moss.
Marge Gunderson and
Molly Solverson.
I think Molly would take it. I vote Mrs Hudson.
I see your Jean-Luc Picard and raise you Data.
Sam Yao, duh. Jack Holden because he’s basically Sam Gamgee anyway.
Groot.
Pretty sure everyone from Hannibal has *already* been corrupted by the Ring.
Andy Dwyer. Ron Swanson. April Ludgate–no, hear me out! She’s so over everybody and everything not even the One Ring could make her crack.
Bertie Wooster (he’d immediately lose it).
Same for comic book Clint Barton.
Speaking of which, plenty of the Avengers: Natasha, Clint, Bruce would run away in terror, Thor has no time for your Midguard trinkets. Steve Rogers like WHOA Steve Rogers. Just give that shit to Captain America on day 1 and it’s over like bam. Vision and Hulking, for sure but holy crap, keep it away from their significant others, god damn. Wanda and Billy would just ruin everything, like, instantly. They wouldn’t even touch it before everything was fucked up and on fire. Peggy Carter would eventually succumb, but nobody would mind too much. NOT TONY STARK. Holy shit NOT TONY OMG. In fact, he’s almost certainly trying to create one as we speak.
To say, “This is my uncle,” in Chinese, you have no choice but to encode more information about said uncle. The language requires that you denote the side the uncle is on, whether he’s related by marriage or birth and, if it’s your father’s brother, whether he’s older or younger.
“All of this information is obligatory. Chinese doesn’t let me ignore it,” says Chen. “In fact, if I want to speak correctly, Chinese forces me to constantly think about it.”
This got Chen wondering: Is there a connection between language and how we think and behave? In particular, Chen wanted to know: does our language affect our economic decisions?
Chen designed a study — which he describes in detail in this blog post — to look at how language might affect individual’s ability to save for the future. According to his results, it does — big time.
While “futured languages,” like English, distinguish between the past, present and future, “futureless languages,” like Chinese, use the same phrasing to describe the events of yesterday, today and tomorrow. Using vast inventories of data and meticulous analysis, Chen found that huge economic differences accompany this linguistic discrepancy. Futureless language speakers are 30 percent more likely to report having saved in any given year than futured language speakers. (This amounts to 25 percent more savings by retirement, if income is held constant.) Chen’s explanation: When we speak about the future as more distinct from the present, it feels more distant — and we’re less motivated to save money now in favor of monetary comfort years down the line.
But that’s only the beginning. There’s a wide field of research on the link between language and both psychology and behavior. Here, a few fascinating examples:
Navigation and Pormpuraawans In Pormpuraaw, an Australian Aboriginal community, you wouldn’t refer to an object as on your “left” or “right,” but rather as “northeast” or “southwest,” writes Stanford psychology professor Lera Boroditsky (and an expert in linguistic-cultural connections) in the Wall Street Journal. About a third of the world’s languages discuss space in these kinds of absolute terms rather than the relative ones we use in English, according to Boroditsky. “As a result of this constant linguistic training,” she writes, “speakers of such languages are remarkably good at staying oriented and keeping track of where they are, even in unfamiliar landscapes.” On a research trip to Australia, Boroditsky and her colleague found that Pormpuraawans, who speak Kuuk Thaayorre, not only knew instinctively in which direction they were facing, but also always arranged pictures in a temporal progression from east to west.
Blame and English Speakers In the same article, Boroditsky notes that in English, we’ll often say that someone broke a vase even if it was an accident, but Spanish and Japanese speakers tend to say that the vase broke itself. Boroditsky describes a study by her student Caitlin Fausey in which English speakers were much more likely to remember who accidentally popped balloons, broke eggs, or spilled drinks in a video than Spanish or Japanese speakers. (Guilt alert!) Not only that, but there’s a correlation between a focus on agents in English and our criminal-justice bent toward punishing transgressors rather than restituting victims, Boroditsky argues.
Color among Zuñi and Russian Speakers Our ability to distinguish between colors follows the terms in which we describe them, as Chen notes in the academic paper in which he presents his research (forthcoming in the American Economic Review; PDF here). A 1954 study found that Zuñi speakers, who don’t differentiate between orange and yellow, have trouble telling them apart. Russian speakers, on the other hand, have separate words for light blue (goluboy) and dark blue (siniy). According to a 2007 study, they’re better than English speakers at picking out blues close to the goluboy/siniy threshold.
Gender in Finnish and Hebrew In Hebrew, gender markers are all over the place, whereas Finnish doesn’t mark gender at all, Boroditsky writes in Scientific American (PDF). A study done in the 1980s found that, yup, thought follows suit: kids who spoke Hebrew knew their own genders a year earlier than those who grew up speaking Finnish. (Speakers of English, in which gender referents fall in the middle, were in between on that timeline, too.)
This doesn’t surprise me. I’d also propose that since Chinese has no plural nouns, only context, that a greater sense of belonging to a group or community is present among native Chinese speakers, while English speakers feel more individualistic.
So I feel like everyone should immediately go read Ted Chiang’s amazing SF short story “The Story of Your Life,” which is about learning an alien language that has an emphasis on knowing how the sentence about to spoken will end — which leads to an overall advanced understanding of time itself.
It’s a fantastic story. It’ll massively fuck with your mind. Read it.
Just fun add ons:
In the same article, Boroditsky notes that in English, we’ll often say that someone broke a vase even if it was an accident, but Spanish and
Japanese speakers tend to say that the vase broke itself…
This yokes into a phenomenon that’s called Fundamental Attribution Error. It essentially means that viewers assign blame or traits to other people generally with less emphasis on situation and more emphasis on personal character. So if someone trips, they’re clumsy not there was a broken bit of sidewalk, etc. This tends to be more pervasive in Western/English language cultures in the experiments they’ve done (though I’m not sure if anything more up to date has been reported on since then, these data can date back to the ‘50s, iirc) but also do appear in other cultures/non-English language countries as well, but to a lesser degree.
…that a greater sense of belonging to a group or community is present among native Chinese speakers, while English speakers feel more
individualistic…
Cathy Davidson mentions in her book (Now You See It — which is an excellent read on cog/perception and some education stuff! L E A R N I N G) that American mothers vs say, Japanese mothers, also tend to teach their children differently with toys. So an American mother might say, “This is your car!” and a mother from another country might say “This is a car, it goes vrroom” or whatnot. Obvs, this is slacker paraphrasing from me but when the question of language comes up it opens this whole range too of language dictating culture or culture dictating language and ofc both working on and off of each other.
Additional note, semi-related is in Pollan’s In Defense of Food he talks about the language of guilt vs enjoyment when it comes to consuming food and how that spans across cultures. Which is also interesting.
Steuben legally adopted two handsome soldiers, William North (who later became a US senator) and Ben Walker. A third young man, John W. Mulligan Jr., also considered himself one of Steuben’s “sons.” His birth father, John “Hercules” Mulligan, had been Alexander Hamilton’s roommate many years before.
Prior to moving in with Steuben, young Mulligan had been living with Charles Adams, son of then-Vice President John Adams. The future president and his wife, concerned about the intense nature of the relationship, insisted that Adams and Mulligan split up. The anguished boys wrote to Steuben of their devastation at being separated. With compassion for the heartbroken couple, Steuben offered to take both young men into his home, writing to Mulligan on January 11, 1793:
“Your letter of the 7th was handed me yesterday by Mr. Hamilton. [Alexander?] In vain, my dear child, should I undertake to explain to you the sensation which the letter created in my heart. Neither have I the courage to attempt to arrest the tears you have so great reason to shed. For a heart so feeling as yours this was the severest of trials, and nothing but time can bring consolation under circumstances so afflicting….
Despite moral philosophy I weep with you, and glory in the human weakness of mingling my tears with those of a friend I so tenderly love.
My dear Charles ought, ere this, to have received my answer to the touching letter he wrote.
I repeat my entreaties, to hasten your journey to Philadelphia as soon as your strength permits. My heart and my arms are open to receive you. In the midst of the attention and fêtes which they have the goodness to give me, I enjoy not a moment’s tranquility until I hold you in my arms. Grant me this favor without delay, but divide your journey, that you may not be fatigued at the expense of your health.”
Good grief. When I search for “budget” recipes, I don’t mean “50 Things You Can Make with a Pound of Hamburger Meat.” I mean, what the fuck do we eat when we can’t afford hamburger meat or chicken or any other “cheap” meats? Do we just keep eating boxed pasta and jarred sauce? Do we just keep eating ramen? I can make vegetarian chili, but it sure as hell isn’t filling and still ends up rotting in the fridge because two people with depression would rather eat Pop Tarts right out of the wrapper for a week than heat up and season leftovers.
Give me that $50 a week grocery list that won’t make us feel like we are surviving a nuclear winter.
I just really want to write a book (in fact, I think that I’m going to) where the protagonist is in a wheelchair. And they live in a city where there’s a group of superheroes. And there’s a big, magical, villain because of course there is.
And since they were a young child, this protagonist has wanted nothing more than to join the group of superheroes. Like they’re a huge fan of the group and they just know that it’s their destiny to join.
And one day, when wheeling through the city, they see the group of heroes fighting the villain. And they quickly wheel over and cry, “Let me help!”
But the ‘heroes’ laugh and instead make a whole bunch of ableist remarks.
And so the protagonist has to prove themselves.
And the villain is trying to warn them to stop.
But the protagonist ends up taking their footrest off of their wheelchair and they swing it. And it hits the villain in the side of the face and the villain collapses and groans in pain.
And so the protagonist proudly smiles and turns to the group of heroes.
Because they just proved that they are strong and worthy enough.
But the group of ‘heroes’ still keeps making ableist remarks.
And the protagonist is shocked.
And meanwhile, the ‘villain’ staggers to their feet and is standing next to the protagonist’ wheelchair.
And one of the ‘heroes’ goes too far when calling the protagonist the R word.
And the protagonist and the ‘villain’ just sort of glance at one another.
And the ‘villain’ is just like, “You know…I can zap them for you…if you want.”
And the protagonist hesitates and says, “Yeah, alright!”
One fried group of heroes later, the ‘villain’ says, “Why do you think that I’m always fighting them? They’re all a bunch of assholes.”
And the protagonist sadly nods and starts to wheel away.
Then:
“Hey, do you want a job?”
The protagonist turns at the villain’s remark. And the protagonist mumbles something like, “Oh, come on. I don’t need your pity.”
And the ‘villain’ is like, “Pity!? Do I look like someone who hands out pity!? I don’t pity you! I’m kind of afraid of you, to be honest! I mean…I’m going to have a giant bruise on my face because of you.”
“Yeah…sorry…”
“Water under the bridge! So, what do you say? Do you want a job?”
And the protagonist thinks about it for a minute before shrugging.
And the ‘villain’ is all excited because they’ve wanted someone to work with them for years but no mortal is allowed to ‘step into’ their lair.
And then the ‘villain’ stops and is like, “Hang on…you can’t work with me in that.”
And they gesture to the protagonist’s wheelchair.
And the protagonist is all embarrassed.
And then the villain goes, “Because we can get you a much better wheelchair! It’ll look great! And it’ll be indestructible! And it’ll have all sorts of weapons and gadgets! Hey, how do you feel about flying…?”
And all of that is literally in the first chapter and then the rest of the story follows the two going around the city like BAMFs, forcing people to stop being ableist, one way or another. And maybe it’ll have some commentary on the scale of morality and what it truly means to be a hero and what it truly means to be a villain.
Would anyone be interested in this!?
Because I really want to write it!?
YESSSSS. ALL MY YES PLS WRITE IT
I’D READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT YES PLEASE
OP HERE!
Man, it’s so surreal to look at this.
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WROTE IT!
AND IT WAS JUST PUBLISHED TONIGHT!
Of course, there are some differences between the final book and this original idea. The most notable difference is that all of this takes place in the first book (it’s going to be a series!) and the whole ‘superhero’ thing is just going to be a front. There’s a few other differences as well (such as a huge plotline involving Merlin and immortal characters!)