time to send the girlfriend on a date

fandomsandfeminism:

elfwreck:

curriebelle:

Watsonian response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 because they’re pulling a different heist that requires fewer people.

Doylist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 to differentiate the movies from each other.

Critical Feminist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast because they couldn’t think of eleven different jobs women could do.

The Truth: Ocean’s 8 is true to life because women have to pull off the same shit as men with 70% of the resources.

Crone response: Everyone knows 27% of the men in any organization are just dead weight that the rest are too cowardly to kick out.

Ahahaha