tyrannosaurus-rex:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

  • God wishes he were me
  • One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

latining:

the natural conclusion to “let writers write what they want! no censorship!!” combined with a complete unwillingness to examine internalised (and externalised) bigotry on the part of writers is sharp. scathing. reviews.

if fanfic writers are going to continue to defend untagged rape, csa, and blatant racism, they are directly responsible for readers making the decision to leave negative reviews warning others away from the fiction and the author.

this isn’t oppression. this is a consequence.

#write lit get crit

bunjywunjy:

duckbunny:

morkaischosen:

probablybadrpgideas:

Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.

and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses.

well I don’t have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they’re guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those?

I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we’re using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago.

it’s fuckin wonderful, is what it is.

violent-darts:

kittydesade:

digitaldiscipline:

chibisquirt:

trickyarchangel:

laexploradoraaa:

trekkiepirate:

morelikebyesexual:

mango-fucking-cheese:

weirdcrazydreams:

eternally-a-dreamer:

cowboydan13:

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn
http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.html

UNLEASH THE D R A G O N C R A B

SUN BEAR SUN BEAR SUN BEAR

I’m a dragon archer…I am the flippin’ COOLEST

Leo + sheep = swan. I’m a swan, @trickyarchangel, @cinnamonrollbucky, @imonlyherefortheboos

No, I don’t like mine. I don’t want it.

I mean, it can’t be any worse than my fucking TIGER GOAT.

tiger goat, tiger goat, probably on par with a rabid stoat;

it’s a meme, that you’re tryin’

you’re just bummed you’re not a bull and lion.

watch out, here comes the tiger goat.

But what the hell do a bull and a monkey make is what I want to know, the world’s most Boschian centaur?

No, no: a primate and a bull make a minotaur, we know that from mythology!  … just, I guess, in this case, a kind of … small-bodied minotaur with a long prehensile tail? 

(I feel that a bull-squared is definitely a gaur.) 

Justice Dog, apparently.

mathemagicalschema:

bleemoo:

My name is Georg
adn wen you cownt
or tally up
the hole amownt
of spyders ayt
by men, do not
cownt those i eet –
i eet a lot.

“average cow liks 3 bred a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average cow liks 0 bred per year. Bredlik Cow, who lives in an authentic 18th century French bakery & liks over 10,000 bred each night, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

packbat:

justaphage:

missdaviswrites:

trickybonmot:

hiddenlacuna:

homosociallyyours:

amythe3lder:

iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant:

agenttanha:

lawyermargo:

astudyinsnoggy:

sherlocks-final-resolve-is-love:

sensei-sama-sugoi:

sherlockfandomtandem:

reparo-live-soul:

askdoratonks:

gingerstellagiulia:

strange-book-club:

toobadhesfictional:

No my name isn’t Olaf

This is actually the only one that shows up if I use the name that I go by.

apparently this bearded dragon and I share a name and I am happy with that.