Tag: tumblr culture

jaiwithani:

argumate:

thegreatjackal:

nonternary:

rangi42:

argumate:

a surprising number of guys are under the misapprehension that bisexual means “twice as sexual”

I can never remember if it means “twice per sex” or “once every two sex”.

I think “twice per sex” is demisexual.

you might be thinking of semisexual. easy mistake.

you see a sapiosexual would have got this right first time

You’re thinking of scaliasexual.

ahalfofoneforbreakfast:

wingsonghalo:

arreisofavalon:

phoenixflorid:

skeletonwheel:

ginandmisadventures:

adrithegreat:

meliafucker:

petitepictures:

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much reblog
It’s very wow
Can this Doge meme finally die now?

It’s spoopy how fast the memes spread
They’ll never die until we’re [glances at smudged writing on hand] bread

Hey now, you’re

JOHN CENA

pavender:

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work at a video store and yesterday a man asked me if I could see if we had a movie in, only when I asked him what movie he wanted, he replied “That one with the bugs!”

I get dumb, vague descriptions like this quite a bit so I powered on and asked him which one and he was like, “You know, that one with the mitochondria’s!”

It took ten minutes (and a lot of yelling from the customer) to find out that he meant midichlorians.

Star Wars. It was freaking Star Wars.

THE MIDICHLORIAN IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE FORCE.

stagmania:

Since replies are apparently never coming back, I have a few things I want to say to everyone I follow:

Congrats on that amazing thing that happened! I’m really happy for you.

I’m so sorry to hear about that thing you’re struggling with. I see you, and I’m thinking about you and sending love and good vibes.

I totally agree with what you just said! Solidarity, my friend.

I kind of agree with you but I wonder if you’ve considered this other thing? And did you see what our other friend said? Damn, I wish there was a way for us all to discuss it together.

That story you just told made me laugh out loud, thanks for sharing.  

You’re so beautiful! Never stop brightening my dash with your face.

I really, really miss talking to all of you.