TIL: apparently at some point in the past (century?) it was popular for home bathrooms to have a little hole in the medicine cabinet labeled for razor blade disposal, and people would just drop their fucking used razor blades into this slot in the wall……………where hundreds of used razor blades would just accumulate???? behind the drywall????????
so now people are renovating these old houses, busting out the walls, and basically finding rusty razor blade piñatas
hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change
Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND]
THE PLAY ENDS WITH THE FOUR CAPTAINS DUNKING HAMLET’S CORPSE INTO A COFFIN AT LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR
SLAMLET.
“Alas, poor Yorick…” (Shatters the skull)
It is way too late at night for me to be awake because i am LOSING MY SHIT over this post
this is a reminder that one time percy shelley stole a baby out of its mother’s arms in order to question it about its platonic pre-existence in an attempt to win an argument.
Kimchi and Justice 