who thought ears were a good idea anyway

aintnobodygotmoneyfodat:

loudest noises:
-dad sneezes
-mom yells
-trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard
-dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower
-flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning
-IMAX

echolalaphile:

that thing where you got woken up by a loud noise like a drill to the brain so your ears are super sensitive and you can’t stand the thought of any noise at all but you find it nearly impossible to get work done without an audiobook.

into-the-weeds and i have decided. i am getting someone to draft me a proper summons and I am mailing it to God (via the post office, which IIRC does actually maintain a collection of letters to God) to sue him/her/it/them for ears. (Still haven’t decided whether to send it certified mail so it’ll be admissible in court or not. XD)

that thing where you got woken up by a loud noise like a drill to the brain so your ears are super sensitive and you can’t stand the thought of any noise at all but you find it nearly impossible to get work done without an audiobook.