lauraantoniou:

Oh, Hanukkah
Our minor holiday
Eight nights and days …of hot wax on our hands!
We’ll be fressing on some sufganyot
Or latkes nice and hot
With sour cream
Or applesauce we gain a pound or three
Dreidels will spin
We’ll get new socks
On Hanukkah we’ll have no Christmas trees
Oh Hanukkah we have no Christmas trees!