choochoobear:

nostalgiabomb:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

INCORRECT!

Pete has also had sex (Pete Jr. and Pistol – and a son from a Donald Duck short who may or may not be the same son from Goof Troop).  And Pete is definitely a classic Disney character.  Hell, he predates Mickey Mouse be a few years.  He may not have a costume at the parks, but Pete is the longest running, still-in-use Disney character.

And he got laid.

Wanna get some in the Disney universe?  Be adorably incompetent or a jerk.