feathersmoons:

star-anise:

feathersmoons:

nothingeverlost:

I found a waffle maker for Phil Coulson.

This is the one piece of Steve’s TM merch that Bucky actually actively acquires.

It’s for the pained expression that steve gets every time it gets used.

(It’s not that Steve objects to the waffle-maker. He endorsed the waffle-maker when the whole issue of merchandise came up! He objects to Bucky buying it just to be a jerk. Because when Bucky actively engages with the Iconography in this kind of way, it is in fact the equivalent of pointing and going “eeehehehehehehehheee.”)

(AHAHAH STEVE YOU ARE A WAFFLEMAKER. Yes, he knows. 😐 Jerk.)

Okay but then if Bucky actually eats the waffles he makes it goes back to being a win for Steve.

Steve says SHHHHHHHHH.