The Saxophone Family

Bari sax: So pure. A gentle giant. But with mighty power you don’t want to have against you
Tenor sax: Sass. Pure sass. So much awesomeness that it is always revered higher than its commoner siblings
Alto sax: Full of great potential but too cocky for its own good
Soprano sax: Can be an angelic cinnamon roll; such golden tone like smoothy smooth honey… or a devilish squeaky tube that shrieks like a music major at juries with worse intonation than a trumpet player on the violin
Sopranino sax: Mouse. Smol, EVIL mouse with a stone-cold heart that will break your eardrums with no regrets
Bass sax: A massive, reverberating crossbreed between a low-frequency chainsaw and a whale screaming at full volume
Contrabass sax: None have been seen in the wild since 1767
Subcontrabass sax: what