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[Podfic] this is how i see you – echolalaphile – Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, A Kitten
Additional Tags: Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3
Series: Part 29 of [Podfic] (even if i could) make a deal with god
Summary:

After a minute of fighting against the stupid fucking impulse, drive, fear that makes him want to pull away, Bucky says, “Merry fucking Christmas,” and maybe it could be a wry joke instead of bitter and spitting acid. Maybe.

Steve’s arm’s tighten for a second and there’s no joke in his voice when he says, “Trust me, I’ve had worse.”

[Podfic] this is how i see you – echolalaphile – Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]

daisura:

sucymemebabaran:

vax-viral:

neverwithoutmyipod:

oh, shit

wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

No, seriously though, in Norse mythology this was the fist sign of Ragnarok, aka the Final Godly Beatdown Warmageddon.

are we finally getting a REAL apocalypse I’m getting real tired of being let down

is that apocalyptic space wolf shitting on sweden

inhaleairexhalelife:

lizawithazed:

devipotato:

fairypsychic:

dormouse11:

fairypsychic:

Ok so I rly fucking need to clean my house. Do any other People With Depression™ have any tips or ways you motivate urself to clean? Because this feels like the hardest goddamn thing in the world even tho I know it’s not and I’m just continually frustrated with myself and have been for the past two weeks.

HOO BOY DO I HAVE DEPRESSION/EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLEANING TIPS

in no particular order (because I have depression and executive dysfunction):

1. If something sensory about cleaning bothers you, eliminate that before you start. For example, I wear gloves to do the dishes. If the sound of the vacuum bothers you, wear headphones and turn up the music. etc.

2. If you can, make a list of everything that needs to be done. Then acknowledge that you probably can’t do it all, and circle all the things that absolutely, no matter what, have to be done. Pick one (ONE! ONLY ONE! START WITH ONE!) of those things and break it down into smaller steps. Then even smaller steps. Seriously, if step one is “stand up” and step two is “walk to closet” and step 3 is “get mop”, that’s fine. It can be that small.

3. Take a break. “But I literally only started five minutes ago!” Don’t care. If you want a break, take a break. “At this point I’ve spent more time on breaks than I’ve spent on cleaning.” Ok, but you’ve spent more than zero time on cleaning, so you’ve accomplished more than you had at the beginning. “If I take a break it won’t get done!” If you burn out it won’t get done either. Take a break.

4. If nothing is working, try what I call bin cleaning/box cleaning. Take a big trash bag and a box. Pick up the first object you see. Step 1: Is it trash? Put it in the trash bag. Step 2: Will you use it in the next 2 days? No? Put it in the box. It’s a problem for Future You. If you’ll use it in the next 2 days, take time to put it away. Rinse and repeat.

5. Did you get distracted and forget what you were doing? Don’t worry about it. Just clean a thing. It doesn’t matter if it’s the thing you were cleaning before. You have to clean lots of things, so just pick a thing and clean it. Eventually you’ll get around to the thing you forgot.

6. If you have to do a thing you really hate, do a thing you like afterwards. I hate doing dishes, but folding laundry soothes me, so that’s a nice one to do afterwards. YMMV. If there are no cleaning things you like that you can do afterwards, see number 3.

7. Make it fun. Play loud music and dance while you’re cleaning. Wear something that makes you feel cute, or if you prefer, something comfy. Light your favorite candle. Whatever.

8. If it’s nice out, open a window. Seriously, it helps.

This is seriously so helpful, thank you.

@ottygen is this the post you were looking for

oh my god this is super helpful thank you

Also, working a piece at a time can help. For example, I take advantage of times when I’m higher on energy. I’ll bag up the trash and load the dishwasher THE SECOND I’m feeling a little better, and every little bit I get done helps me feel less crappy

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

alternatez:

#OKAY SO THEY HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE #WHICH MEANS AT SOME POINT THEY SAT DOWN AND WERE LIKE #WE NEED A SECRET HANDSHAKE #OR HARDISON ONE DAY DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED A HANDSHAKE #AND ELIOT JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT ALL ANNOYED #EVEN THOUGH HE SECRETLY LOVED IT #BECAUSE HARDISON IS HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE LOVES THAT IDIOT

#no u are wrong. eliot was like we need a secret signal and hardison was like. so a secret handshake #and eliot was like no to indicate that were good and hardison is like. so a secret handshake (tags via tatterpig)

#i’m always here for eliot’s transparent attempts at pretending he has dignity and is not a complete dork#‘no i don’t want an eliot signal i’m not a nerd like you….. what- what would be on this hypothetical signal’#‘can it be a wolf maybe’

Fun/non mbti question

beradan:

ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is:

It’s already been a long week, so I have a hopefully fun question.

A friend’s family has a phrase for when we can suspend disbelief for something large, but not something smaller: too many lemons. It comes from that seminal classic, National Treasure, in which they accept that a. Nic Cage is a historian and b. There’s a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence, but have difficulty believing that Cage’s father has a couple dozen lemons in his refrigerator.

As an avid fan of superhero entertainment I run into this a lot. The science in The Flash is frequently a cause for facepalming but I’m totally fine with the basic premise of “oh yeah, particle accelerators can give people superpowers.” Or I accept that Daredevil can feel a half degree temperature difference but am bothered by the utter insanity of New York geography presented.

So… What’s your too many lemons story?

Chaucer in A Knight’s Tale. I was prepared to accept the costumes. I was prepared to accept the questionably-accurate jousting. I was prepared and possibly excited for the rock music. I was aware that this movie was going to involve a naked Paul Bettany (what is my life that I said afterwards “it’s not like it’s the first time I’ve seen Paul Bettany strategically nude”)

But the characterization of Chaucer. Aie. Nope. Can’t do it. Bailed after about half an hour. Yelled at people afterwards.