life hack: if you are ever invited to a 70’s theme party, ALWAYS assume it is the 1770’s and dress up as a founding father
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reblog this post and tag what you usually get at starbucks
“kids today with their smartphones and sexting and naked pictures are so irresponsible!!!” well in the 1820′s the Emperor of Brazil D. Pedro I sent letters to his lover calling himself “big devil” and “fiery little fire” containing drawings of his own dick and actual pubic hair and now that’s historical document so
Macbeth witches: WHEN SHALL WE THREE MEET AGAIN? IN THUNDER, LIGHTNING, OR IN RAIN?
Me in the wings: (under my breath, just for myself) what did you go and shout that for? You’ve made me drop my toast in the fire.
‘ted cruz is the zodiac killer’ is such a wild ride, like what will we come up with next? ‘hillary clinton is the author of my immortal’?
LET’S GO WITH THAT.
Garden Hen was tragically left out of the last entry, because I was frazzled. Returns with Redbud limb today.
Hound is fine, we did the trick with flour, and I was going to replace those carpets anyway.
UGH BRADFORD PEARS ARE THE WORST, WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ENGINEER A TREE THAT SMELLS LIKE FISH AND LITERALLY FALLS APART OF ITS OWN WEIGHT AFTER 20 YEARS
Kimchi and Justice 