suzie-guru:

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karlosmadera:

factfiend:

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance – the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k’Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

ojavenger:

supernaturallysarcastic:

edwardspoonhands:

overtheunderpass:

surprise-adoption:

Bottle rocket under ice

rad 

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

How would it even stay lit though?

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

jaiwithani:

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nonternary:

rangi42:

argumate:

a surprising number of guys are under the misapprehension that bisexual means “twice as sexual”

I can never remember if it means “twice per sex” or “once every two sex”.

I think “twice per sex” is demisexual.

you might be thinking of semisexual. easy mistake.

you see a sapiosexual would have got this right first time

You’re thinking of scaliasexual.

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savethegryphons:

So yesterday with a chain saw…

Dirty rowdy thing with a chain saw… Oops.

not without laughter with a chainsaw. 

Hahahaha

Night pleasures with a chainsaw. Not weird at all

The Martian with a chainsaw

This is Where it Ends… with a Chainsaw yesss

Vassa in the Night…With a Chainsaw. That totally works. In more ways than we can explain, but you’ll find out in September!

Salt to the Sea … With a Chainsaw. What do you think, @reblogbookclub?

Down & Dirty with a Chainsaw

…ow?

The Everything Sign Language Book: American Sign Language Made Easy … With a Chainsaw.

Lies. That doesn’t sound easy at all.

Does manga count? Because Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon with a Chainsaw sounds pretty awesome.

Zombie Tag With a Chainsaw. Heh, as long as they’re not KA zombies, I’m set.

A Certain Magical Index with a chainsaw. Touma’s in trouble.

ALEXANDER HAMILTON WITH A CHAINSAW

Caillou Brushes His Teeth With A Chainsaw

I’m okay with this.

Persuasion with a Chainsaw.
…sounds effective.
Maybe next I’ll reread Pride and Prejudice and Chainsaws.