Uncategorized – Page 194 – Kimchi and Justice

ursula-vernon:

It’s a hand cultivating fork. I have a vague desire to start writing the tale of the Demon Gardener of Fleet Street now.

DOOOOO IIIIIT

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via puyol5)

trillgutterbug:

alexandorhamilton:

borkyno:

spot the difference

the one on the right has more salt

the one on the left says “sensible”

markargent:

rosewednesday:

kawatooru:

kawatooru:

where do lesbian viking warriors go when they die in a mighty battle?

galpalla

I tried to scroll away. I really did.

what’s better than this, valkyries being palkyries

smartgirlsattheparty:

Sunday vibes 📚 📚

megphail:

c0ffeekitten:

herpowerisherown:

hush-lullabye:

So a Greek mythology headcanon where Aphrodite can appear either male or female, and she looks like a really fucking sexy guy to gay dudes because that’s who they find attractive
And some Greek bro is out with his buddies when she shows up and he’s all “Wow look at how ripped this dude is no homo” and his buddies are all “What the fuck man that’s a beautiful lady” and that’s how he finds out he’s hella gay

OMG you just opened a door to some amazing head canons
How do you see Aphrodite if you’re ace, aro, Demi, pan, bi???

I bet if you’re bi/ pan, she shifts between genders.

If you’re ace, instead of looking super hot, she looks pretty ordinary, but still aesthetically pleasing, and she has a very kind face and a sweet voice and intelligent eyes. So, romantically appealing.

If you’re demi then she starts off at regular pretty level, but gets steadily hotter as you fall for her.

If you’re aro-ace, she’s invisible (and it pisses her off SO MUCH but she can’t do anything about it).

As an aro ace I strongly approve of this unique opportunity to piss off a Greek god without being murdered or getting turned into a tree or some shit