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kiliings:

punchup-atawedding:

coldweatherr:

naomimightbeasian:

このノートに名前を書かれた者は…（▽ミズキ）

The person whose name is written in this notebook…（▽ミズキ）

*ominous Death Note writing music*
The person whose name is written in this notebook will, in 40 seconds…
forget how to ride a bicycle
wHAT THE HELL IS THIS *falls off bike*

Japanese vines are higher level

Oh my lord

@get-dunkedon

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niuniujiaojiao:

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

“You’re telling me my fourth most popular quote on Goodreads is that dick joke from Twelfth Night? And people actually think that when I said ‘greatness,’ I meant like, high standing and shit, and not dicks? Oh my god. Oh my god. This is the greatest day of my life.”

enoughtohold:

enoughtohold:

a weird thing about living with an elementary school teacher is that when you tidy you will always find caches of weird little stuff confiscated from small children

i just cleared off a surface and found three pokemon cards, three colorful erasers, and one proselytizing kid’s list of “bad” classmates who have not accepted jehovah as the one true god

“What is this and what is it doing in my pocket” is a game elementary school teachers play EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES.  when we’re lucky, we remember to play it at school.  Otherwise, you wind up playing “what is this and how did it get in my house” a couple times a month.

ahalfofoneforbreakfast:

wingsonghalo:

arreisofavalon:

phoenixflorid:

skeletonwheel:

ginandmisadventures:

adrithegreat:

meliafucker:

petitepictures:

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much reblog
It’s very wow
Can this Doge meme finally die now?

It’s spoopy how fast the memes spread
They’ll never die until we’re [glances at smudged writing on hand] bread

Hey now, you’re

JOHN CENA

feathersmoons:

goshawke:

feferi:

missvoltairine:

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

Honestly, who doesn’t?

THIS THE EARTH!

When I’ve been rambling for a while in conversation and don’t actually know how to finish what I’m saying (or realize that the previous sentence was actually the last thing i had to say), I inevitably pause for a couple seconds and then go “THE AIND!”