someone: *says something wrong about history*
me: dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it
me: actually,
“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.”
I disagree with come of the houses but this is really cool anyway 🙂
Eugene looks like he just woke up, came out of his dorm and was suddenly climbed by Rapunzel. And is like, wut. Am not awake enough for this who is tiny fierce red head what did you DO, Blondie?
Y’all. Lin-Manuel as a rapping real-estate agent. Only Sesame Street.
(For the Hamilton people who have never seen this before. Apologies for the wonky editing, Tumblr can only handle so much. But you get all of Lin’s raps!)
Make this the next Ham4Ham show but will all Hamilton characters instead
Kimchi and Justice 